Haha... every single time a player gets into weed trouble this form lights up! New Earth Mud comes out of the, uh, mud to tell us how
everyone does weed. The squares (like me) battle back and say he's crazy. Every single time!

Has someone made the obligatory D.Carter joke yet?

As for my MOS comment, I meant that if you stock your locker room with "character" guys like we all pretty much agree we do, then the off-field antics should be minimized compared to other teams. I think many of our core players wouldn't pull stunts like this because they'd be mortified to let their team down. And I'm talking about new transgressions, not ones prior to joining the club: as it's clear we give guys a fresh start / clean slate when joining.
Besides C.Matthews "stabbing", these types of stories are rare for our team since The Mafia took over. Fact. And look how quickly we dumped Matthews after that incident... hmmm?